Here's a few incidents of the day starting with spotting Mia rolling in the flowers.
Me: Mia get out of the flower bed!
Mia: Make me woman.
Me: Mia I mean it, move!
Mia: What you gonna do about it, your husband isn't here?
At this stage I resorted to the angry, bulging eyes, run towards her with my arms flailing like a banshee. She did move, but only to another equally annoying spot on a bush.
Me: Mia, you can't be there
Ben: I see you're in a bit of pickle there ol' girl. Let me tell you something, those Pedigrees can be a bit of a handful. Let me show them who is Boss and wee on your chairs.
Mia: Ben! Gross, that is disgusting. I'm so annoyed with you. Ew Ferdi, stop trying to lick it up! I am being serious. Don't make me get the hose out.
All Dogs cease activity and look at me as if I'm a mental person
The day got weirder with my parent's dog deciding to sneak into the house and watch me on the toilet. That is something I won't be able to get rid of ever, the image of two dark eyes staring at me from between a crack in the door.